What freedom?
Your country is so anti-freedom, it’s barely even funny anymore when you people think it is.
(Source: sally-sparrow-duck-now)
| (Year 2023) 9 year old kid: | why did you and mommy have me so young? |
| Dad: | It was homecoming and I didn't have a condom and your Mom just said "yolo"... So I told her to pop dat pussy. |
you ever dislike someone so much you just want to shrink and crawl inside them so you can whisper i hate you to each individual blood cell
This isn’t even relevant to my life at this point in time… It’s just fucking hilarious.
(via clitnee)
@7 hours ago with 6660 notesFuck this i’m making corn dogs… She thought to herself as she contemplated making her fat ass fatter or not.
Lol idgaf
#Corn dogs #thinspo #idgaf #fat fuck
Never on Tumblr any more because the app on my new phone is shite and I don’t have the patience for it…
@1 day ago
What makes a man want to break a heart with ease… I think I might know. (Taken with instagram)
